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Service Demotivational Poster


SHUT UP, SHUT UP, SHUT UP!!!! -


TAGS: sarcasm another service i offer
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Verdeckt

ICEMAN - September 30, 2011, 2:59 am
Is electric shock acceptable?
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:22 am
cool...let's break the law...lol
Greeny - September 28, 2011, 6:54 am
LOL This is great!


AN IRISH GIRL -




LOST LUGGAGE -




AT TIMES LIKE THIS - It's best to just stick to your story. "Fine. Arrest me if you want, but I was just trying to get you guys laid."


TAGS: ironic cops police service the men the tattoo commands it
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - February 23, 2010, 12:31 am
Thanks, lol. I'm thinking about getting the same tattoo. Cops need all the help they can get.
Skatastic - February 22, 2010, 7:14 pm
Now, that sir, is a truely dedicated citizen. 5 mexican advertisers for you sir.


UNGRATEFUL LITTLE BASTARDS -


TAGS: service duty honor life
Rating: 4.33/5

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Iconoclast - November 22, 2011, 12:33 pm
The Nov 10th issue of TIME had a good article "An Army Apart" on the split between those who served and those who have not. Here is the URL: http://battleland.blogs.time.com/2011/11/10/an-army-apart-the-widening-military-civilian-gap/
mariand - November 22, 2011, 8:20 am
very true
maoworks2 - November 22, 2011, 7:41 am
Well said


DEAR VETERANS - Thanks for your service. YOU ROCK!!!


TAGS: air force army coast guard marine navy soldier sailor airman service veteran patriot bravery honor courage
Rating: 3.98/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

redpoetnight - June 19, 2014, 3:23 pm
CG here - You're welcome, and thanks for standing by us.
Ed-Hyde - November 12, 2009, 7:35 am
You're welcome
spacedog - November 11, 2009, 8:32 pm
All the best to all our veterans; Canadian, American and our allies. Thank you all.


VETERANS DAY -


TAGS: r i p cmdcm jeff garber uss dwight d eisenhower this is for all of the servicemen and women thank you
Rating: 4.74/5

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5150monkeylove - January 3, 2011, 1:41 am
this was in the top 10 for the month of November until about 2 weeks ago. Does anybody know if the requirements changed? I PM'd the boss and did not get an answer.
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 9:02 pm
It is NOW happily ever after after you liked it, Moo+. Thanks a heap.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 19, 2010, 10:42 am
And you lived happily ever after?....I forgot, don't ask..........5L
5150monkeylove - November 19, 2010, 10:28 am
This was the first picture I asked for permission to use. I saw it on a friends FB page. I also ended up meeting a guy who was on the same ship as me. He asked the original owner of the photo for me. I even sent them the moti for their approval.
spacedog - November 12, 2010, 8:31 pm
5
ICEMAN - November 11, 2010, 9:59 pm
That's five by five.
5150monkeylove - November 11, 2010, 8:49 pm
The day is almost over.... I had my first ever Veterans day off. I feel good, and appreciated for once


Momma was right! -




PATRIOTIC IMPLANT - Now Terrorists can talk directly to God! Side effects are temporary; some bleeding or swelling may occur at the implant site.


TAGS: see any servicemember for expert implantation today to speak with allah
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

jibarocampesino - July 30, 2010, 11:31 am
WORDS: now served in shiny coating
gil - December 2, 2009, 1:09 am
LOL after 6 beers I think it still computes to a 5
WTFO - December 2, 2009, 1:04 am
Dammit, Gil. You made me do math.
gil - December 2, 2009, 12:52 am
.5 per implant from me
GreyScorpion - December 1, 2009, 4:48 pm
Don't be selfish, sign up your whole circle friends!! 5 silent whispers


CUSTOMER SERVICE -


TAGS: customer service is part of target marketing
Rating: 4.15/5

More motifakes by GreyScorpion

BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:29 pm
BINGO!


YOUR CALL IS IMPORTANT TO US - All of our representatives are currently busy. Please stay on the line, as calls are taken in the order they are received


TAGS: customer service
Rating: 3.91/5

More motifakes by gil

Briton of Rose - December 12, 2009, 4:01 am
No beer and no tv make Homer something something...


AND IT APPEARS - That she is about to do the same


TAGS: submarine hot woman navy service
Rating: 4.47/5

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showmeone - January 30, 2011, 12:24 am
..up Periscope!
forseti - July 27, 2010, 9:54 am
LOL! 5 muff-divers


PURPLE HEART - He May Not Tell You How He Earned It, He Will Never Wish The Reason Why On His Worst Enemy.


TAGS: valor honor service sacrifice
Rating: 4.81/5

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boston - July 14, 2012, 1:34 pm
My Father earned one of these , D-Day 6June 1944 Omaha Beach, He's gone now and I miss him.


NO REFUNDS -


TAGS: kids customer service humor
Rating: 4.41/5

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lgvernon - March 5, 2012, 7:34 pm

Thank you!~~Vern is some guy with adhesive tape on his glasses and a pocket protector for his...pocket. Call me Linda, please. (grin)
Reality Lord - March 5, 2012, 7:30 pm

nice stuff today vern :)


FALLEN SOLDIERS -


TAGS: war mia kia honor service
Rating: 4.96/5

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deeplink1010 - April 22, 2013, 9:08 am
The Bingo balls is the famous game in the gambling world as you all know very well.


IF YOU SEE THIS -


TAGS: child protective services sentence fat people to boot camp
Rating: 3.3/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

booger13 - April 1, 2010, 5:01 pm
famous last words : mamaaaaaaaaaaa im nuh FEWDDDDDDD
Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 8:13 pm
Wait, wait, wait. Porcelina. What?? I live in Illinois (DeKalb) and I always heard it as CPS?
LogicDude - January 5, 2010, 2:58 pm
I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back....
Koradan - December 25, 2009, 6:04 pm
Is this for real? In case it is not.... "GET IN MY BELLY!!"
Derek - December 12, 2009, 5:16 pm
CYFS in NZ. (Child Youth and Family) That poor woman and child are both in danger of suffocation.
Claire - December 12, 2009, 3:28 pm
Wow I thought it was CPS everywhere O_O
Porcelina - December 12, 2009, 1:20 pm
Are you from Texas? I guess in Texas that's called CPS, but in Illinois it's called DCFS
Chopperliscious - December 12, 2009, 12:03 pm
I know I know I was probably a little mean...


NEWBS,MEET CUBBYBEAR -


TAGS: a motifake service announcement
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by culos

evodmasters - August 30, 2010, 4:33 pm
Go for it!! Then I can have evidence of bestiality for the divorce.
Cubbybear - August 27, 2010, 10:40 pm
Pharaoh is right, I'm protected....LOL!
ICEMAN - August 27, 2010, 8:38 pm
What caliber does he prefer?
pharaoh15 - August 27, 2010, 6:14 pm
We can't shoot Cubby, he's endangered.
Airman - August 27, 2010, 5:33 pm
lol
Reality Lord - August 27, 2010, 5:26 pm

lol nice!


Customer Service -




ITS A VICIOUS CIRCLE - ever wonder if we only went to war for the oil So we can continue to run our armed forces




DODGE THE DRIP -




HYPOCHONDRIA -


TAGS: now about that service fee
Rating: 3.65/5

More motifakes by Haarakkon

Treehodger - February 16, 2010, 7:41 pm
Omfg this is too brilliant.
Haarakkon - September 19, 2009, 11:42 pm
Thanks, SD.
spacedog - September 19, 2009, 7:33 pm
You do damn fine work Haarakkon.


PIZZA DELIVERY - Quick service = better tips


TAGS: pizza delivery quick service tips speed
Rating: 3.53/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

MrBlack - March 1, 2010, 10:36 pm
Did ye see that? I totally destroyed their high score! What? What do ye mean speedin ticket?


Spiderpig -


TAGS: hero power animal lol funny service business donut simpson epic help box better huh
Rating: 3.08/5

More motifakes by spitfire111

How about his - May 2, 2009, 5:57 pm
evil twin, that trys to destroy the world using the pigflue for masspanic?


CUSTOMER SERVICE - You're doin' it wrong




Customer Service -


TAGS: sales 9 to 5 customer service customers
Rating: 2.59/5
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - August 20, 2008, 12:12 pm
It's true. Could have kept the Doom logo in it and it still would have been true. I've had to many friday nights like this, kinda.


customers -


TAGS: worker retail customer service
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by TheSanityInspector

Cannabal - June 25, 2013, 11:10 pm
This poster would be great if it weren't for the f'ucking customers.
Silverheart - June 25, 2013, 3:17 pm

He's not even supposed to be here today! 5Ls for the Clerks pic
lgvernon - June 25, 2013, 3:16 pm

Anyone who has ever worked retail knows this is the absolute truth~~~5LLLLL


WOMANHOOD -




SERVING HER 1ST CUP OF THE MORN' - Becomes the last thing he remembers of the day.




FAN SERVICE - What exactly were you expecting?




POOL BOYS -




SICK IS NO LONGER ALLOWED - to help with arts and crafts projects at the school




TAPHEPHOBIA - The fear of being buried alive....




HEY, GET UP -


TAGS: customer service day
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by spacedog

Produceman117 - December 11, 2009, 2:27 am
Terrific. 5.
freestyler - December 11, 2009, 12:25 am
At least 1 likes it from behind.
agdaniele - December 10, 2009, 11:31 pm
5 thank you come again L's


CUSTOMER SERVICE - Operator 47, How may I help you? What do you mean, "What am I wearing"


TAGS: customer service
Rating: 3.65/5

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BoneCD - December 10, 2009, 6:22 pm
It must be a party line!


REPAIR SERVICES -


TAGS: repair service break
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by Anonymous

Hinoron - March 27, 2012, 1:17 pm
I wouldn't. They don't trust her with real tools even for a photoshoot where they get to stand 10 feet back from her. Clearly they know something about her history we don't. O.o


COMMUNITY SERVICE -


TAGS: community service duty
Rating: 3.57/5

More motifakes by ronsart

CANADA - October 12, 2009, 7:38 pm
so this is where you come to brag 'eh?
RONSART - October 12, 2009, 3:53 pm
just for the record...YES


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




MOTIFAKE - 100% Astute Service




BENDING OVER BACKWARDS - Customerservice to the extreme




BEHOLD - The Kim Jong il Secret Service!




CHILD SERVICES! - Needs to be informed.


TAGS: child services
Rating: 2.41/5

More motifakes by Emily

Claire - February 25, 2009, 6:14 pm
WTF?!
barry forton - November 6, 2008, 10:00 am
this is just plain sick, the little boy should burry his face in his mothers crotch.
huh - September 6, 2008, 8:10 pm
wtf
anon - August 2, 2008, 5:04 pm
i sence some incest coming on


Customer Service -


TAGS: customer service dog canine help
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by beastmaster

Ninja - June 18, 2015, 7:04 am
What type of dog is that?
Oldsod - August 24, 2014, 8:19 pm
Grooooooan...and 5L. I love a bad pun...


It Takes All Kinds -




prospect -


TAGS: stuck public service job
Rating: 4.82/5

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Sho - June 3, 2013, 6:11 pm
thx! and it was actually your style that inspired me to make this one
spacedog - June 3, 2013, 6:09 pm
I really like this one Sho. 5&fav


PUTTING THE HEART IN HEARTLESS -




SICKARTIST -




CLASSROOM -


TAGS: service with a hidden smile
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by agdaniele

GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 10:26 am
"My name is mooo, I mean Nancy, How can I help you?...yes.."
Cubbybear - September 16, 2010, 10:17 am
As long as Motifake isn't out sourced I'm ok....Waitaminute some of the posters that get through? Hmmmmmm....
GreyScorpion - September 16, 2010, 8:54 am
LOL!, "How can I help you? my name is Nancy....yes." 5L


EVOLUTION OF RATING -


TAGS: motifake service announcement noobs lions
Rating: 4.74/5

More motifakes by forseti

RonE - February 5, 2012, 4:40 am
Most excellent. The switching of letters and numbers drives someone like me bananas. Once to give props is sweet but more than that is too much like texting and makes me want to grab their "phone" computer and smash it.
Verdeckt - February 5, 2012, 1:50 am
Fan-f5cking-tastic
tellitlikeitis - February 4, 2012, 8:41 pm
Most excellent!
Feasibly - February 4, 2012, 3:44 pm
Bazinga!
djrcreative - February 4, 2012, 1:47 pm
*tries to not look in suzieq's direction* ;) I 7hink 3v3ry0n3 5h0u1d hav3 t0 in73gra73 7h3ir v0735 in70 7h3ir c0mm3n75. 7ha7 way w3 can a11 g1ar3 a7 7h053 wh0 1L & 2L. ;P 101!
gas - February 4, 2012, 12:57 pm
it'5 th5 ev5luti5n 5f l5ngu5g5 xD
ICEMAN - February 4, 2012, 12:47 pm
5 Old School poodles
Sho - February 4, 2012, 11:57 am
LOL


customer service -


TAGS: customer service employees underpaid overworked
Rating: 4.73/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2013, 11:01 pm
And it's not just Walmart. I worked for TJX, and I've never seen a company treat their employees with such vicious, backhanded, treatment, beginning with empty promises. It was an utter nightmare.
lgvernon - October 17, 2013, 12:17 pm

I dunno, guys. I've been shopping at Wally World for many years and I have never been met with anything less than enthusiastic assistance. I can't imagine what it would be like to work in a warehouse-sized job site, walking miles each day, for so little.
fgd051943 - October 17, 2013, 11:34 am
Gosh! If you don't like your job, the pay, or the benefits, quit and go somewhere else to work. It's not like you didn't know all this when you started to work there. Short version:If you don't like where you are, go somewhere else that would have you.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - October 17, 2013, 1:16 am
Their laziness is due to what I call the "cold war strike." They're paid crappy wages, they give lousy customer service; employers subtract work hours, employees subtract customer service. So, at one time, they might've been, but not anymore :-D
GaryO - October 16, 2013, 7:51 pm
My exact thoughts. I s'pose Walmart has some hard workers, but overworked (?)
RetiredUSNChief - October 16, 2013, 7:00 pm
Nice. But I'm really having difficulty with the "overworked" part with respect to a Walmart employee. I mean, really...


THE HUNT FOR LIONS -




THE MAIL ROOM GUY - always waits till about 4pm on friday to bring the mail.


TAGS: your fired have a good weekend your services are not longer needed for the rest of your life
Rating: 4.54/5

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Faceplant31 - July 30, 2010, 3:59 pm
That bastard. I have had this happen to me before. I laughed when i got it and told them thanks for the vacation i had been bithcin about.


SELF-ESTEEM -


TAGS: work pride customer service friendly
Rating: 4.45/5

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agdaniele - September 11, 2010, 10:24 pm
Damn right, it's better than yours.
spacedog - September 11, 2010, 10:11 pm
Is Moo+ still making milkshakes the "traditional" way now that he's a Mod? I hear they bring all the boys to the yard.
Motifake Wit Liberation F - April 14, 2010, 2:30 am
As a retail worker, I both hate and love this all too true poster. sigh. 5 hourly paid lions!
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 9:37 pm
I heard that about you.
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 9:36 pm
No thanks. I'm satisfied with the nuggets.
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 9:32 pm
LMAO Ice! Not bad, not bad... you want fries with that?
ICEMAN - April 13, 2010, 9:28 pm
The world needs moderators too. So... how's your day been, Aggy? ;)
TheTrashHeap - April 13, 2010, 9:23 pm
I love this! 5L
spacedog - April 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
I'm just glad I can make someone else McHappy. 5 golden fries.
rerun - April 13, 2010, 9:17 pm

wow, I feel like the left overs from a happpy meal.


ETHEL -


TAGS: customer service
Rating: 4.4/5

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Greeny - November 10, 2012, 8:34 am
68 Caddy, 120 Octane - woof!
GaryO - November 10, 2012, 7:35 am
Yeah, kinda takes the term ‘pumpin’ Ethel’ to whole new level, don’t it
Greeny - November 10, 2012, 7:03 am
I miss her, and that wonderful smell...


SOCIAL EXPERIMENT -




A MOTIFAKE SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT -


TAGS: service
Rating: 4.13/5

More motifakes by culos

Zealot - April 27, 2010, 7:07 pm
that wasnt nice, 5 angry faces
Derek - April 27, 2010, 6:21 pm
Out damned spot! I can't get rid of it!


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




SECRET SERVICE RAMP INSPECTION - “Is Air Force One here yet guys?” “I don’t think so Boss” “Me neither”


TAGS: secret service
Rating: 3.89/5

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spanko1 - October 11, 2011, 11:18 am
Air force one in stealth mode.


MISERY -


TAGS: customer service day loves company
Rating: 3.83/5

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Bartimaeus - December 10, 2009, 9:58 pm
Thanks, guys. It's always important to make an entrance...shazaam! (No...I won't make a Shaq poster. I refuse to!)
Sean - December 10, 2009, 9:55 pm
Frustrated Incorporated .... One of my favouritest songs. And this poster is great.
spacedog - December 10, 2009, 9:46 pm
Very nice return Bart, 5Ls.
Sean - December 10, 2009, 9:35 pm
This is fuckin' great. Perfect. But I have to 2 it out of sheer jealousy.


BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA (EST. FEB 8, 1910) - Thank you for 100 years of service.


TAGS: boy scouts of america 100 years of service
Rating: 3.78/5

More motifakes by todd snyder

corbett06 - June 27, 2011, 8:53 pm
no prob i am an eagle scout as well
boinger - March 14, 2011, 2:18 pm
You are welcome, I am an Eagle Scout.


I DON'T GET IT -


TAGS: drunks day who else but greybeards babysitting service booze will work for food prefer guinness
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:51 pm
Message received...so the bacon is more like ransom.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:48 pm
They'll still have all their limbs in the morning.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:46 pm
Damn! They're high maintenance! Does the bacon afford the child an kind of extra protection? Gun turrets, perhaps?
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 7:10 pm
And the bacon. They'll kill you if you forgot the bacon.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 7:08 pm
You should always go with the greybeard. You can't trust them with your fridge. but your child's life will be in good hands. Trust me. Just keep 'em supplied with Guinness.
Anonymous2 - October 26, 2009, 12:41 pm
I don't like the looks of either one of them. The left one looks rather mannish and college age, which means drunkeness and ignoring the kid, and the other just looks like he'll eat the food in my fridge and not care about the kid.


PLEASE LISTEN CAREFULLY -


TAGS: customer service day press 1 for english
Rating: 3.38/5

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freestyler - December 10, 2009, 10:24 am
True, and it doesn't matter which service whatsoever.


FOOD SERVICE WORKERS -




THE WASPS -


TAGS: wasps women airforce service pilots world war ii
Rating: 3.25/5

More motifakes by Iconoclast

Iconoclast - March 14, 2010, 2:02 pm
I appreciate the comment, GreyScorpion. I am still learning Motifake and post as the mood strikes me. i'll try to be funnier.
GreyScorpion - March 10, 2010, 7:37 pm
Iconoclast, you make really nice, well made posters,,,,but where's the funny? your last 3....where's the funny?


HI THERE SAILOR -




service -


TAGS: service
Rating: 3/5

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steve1961 - February 7, 2014, 6:41 pm
Service to Mankind. Humility...that is what it has to do with it.
EmilioDumphque - February 7, 2014, 5:20 pm
What does just being a decent human being have to do with "service"? Service is what you obtain from a servant/hireling/slave.


WAL-MART - They care about something....... I'm still trying to figure out what it is though.


TAGS: wal mart customer service
Rating: 2.92/5

More motifakes by Losifer

agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:17 pm
Cradle... dammit!
agdaniele - June 15, 2009, 11:16 pm
That'd be the craddle-to-grave minimum wage program.


ONLINE DATING SERVICES - On average, successful relationships only happen three out of five times.




THATS GREAT AND ALL - but whats with the hand pointing to food; I just gotta know


TAGS: customer service december challenge
Rating: 2.33/5

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Derek - December 10, 2009, 4:09 pm
They were served.


CUSTOMER SERVICE -




No Pants -




Journey -


TAGS: life accomplishment veteran service
Rating: 5/5

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mizzdizz - November 12, 2015, 1:38 am
Tnx, Greeny! USN, disabled vet. My time in the Navy is one of the many things I look back on, realizing that I have done something worthwhile with my life. When I die, I will have made the world a slightly better place than when I arrived. 5L
GaryO - November 11, 2015, 10:08 am
Good on you for this'n
Greeny - November 11, 2015, 8:01 am
Thank you for your service Mr. GB
Greybeard - November 11, 2015, 7:51 am
Love that last line Mr. Greeny. It brings everything together :)


Cats Are Uncooperative -


TAGS: cat attitude prevents public service
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

JesusWept - May 23, 2017, 1:30 pm
The main reason is that cats simply don't give a sh*t lolol. ^^^^^Up
concern3 - May 21, 2017, 7:39 am
Fantastic great job, UP yours
mizzdizz - May 21, 2017, 5:10 am
Inhaling coffee cause I'm laughing is ALWAYS a good way to start my day! ^!


Dependents -


TAGS: irs dependents internal revenue service
Rating: 5/5

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concern3 - April 17, 2016, 4:30 am
Nice one, UP yours


TRIUMPH -


TAGS: triumph adversity family services rainy
Rating: 5/5

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GaryO - March 19, 2015, 8:38 am
Bingo
Oldsod - March 18, 2015, 10:49 am
Thank you, and thank Silverheart. He put me up to it.
Reality Lord - March 18, 2015, 9:02 am

CLA55IC


REMEMBER, -




Satisfaction -




Finally -


TAGS: service animals posers
Rating: 4.78/5

More motifakes by thecrotchetyoldcynic

thecrotchetyoldcynic - July 4, 2015, 12:29 am
Lol! That explains the next next news article . . . :-D
GaryO - July 2, 2015, 10:28 pm
I dunno, that mutt looks shifty eyed, and that paw tat is obviously from some clandestine organization of bogus service animal perpetration.


NEED A GUNSMITH ? -




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